Today is another drive day and it is a beautiful day in Portland. I feel better today. We wake up and hit the restaurant connected to the Jupiter or the “Fuck Hotel” as we have been calling it. No other hotel supplies complimentary condoms and earplugs that I know of besides this one. And it smells funny. We get brunch and the rest of the morning consists of waiting for dudes to finish their laundry. Unfortunately I only have two clean pairs of underwear left. Really it cutting it close on under-roo front. So we leave Portland and drive. It is a long drive but we are not driving the whole way. Along the way, the boys are hungry and we see what many have seen in the past and stopped to enjoy the finest of seafoods at none other than that of Red assed Lobster. We have a feast of feasts. We drive longer and somewhere along the way Cage and Todd get into a fight. I couldn’t even say over what because it is a combination of everything and nothing when dudes get into it. What I will say is, Cage does an amazing Todd Westphal impression. Maybe I’ll take a video of it before the tour is over because it is soooo funny. We drive some more and stop in Weed, CA. Another pill to get me to sleep, doctors orders.

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